What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Twig Jokes More Twig Jokes

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.