What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Twig Jokes More Twig Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.