How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban