Taliban Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

B52 Jokes More B52 Jokes

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

Rpg Jokes More Rpg Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Television Jokes More Television Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.