What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

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Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.