What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.