What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.