Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.