It was obvious he was kidding.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
he asked. I said, "they're still together."
A metro-gnome
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
