He dumped his girlfriend.
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They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
That he only has a 6 inch.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
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Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
He went to Jared
He went to Jared.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
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It was obvious he was kidding.
SHE WENT TO JARED!
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Jared's favorite music genre.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
He dumped his girlfriend
When the big hand touched the little hand
When they get too old.
He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls
He thought they had delivery service.
She went to Jared.
