Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.