Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.