Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!