Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why are black girls tame in bed?

Because they have no daddy issues.

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What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.