Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.