Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach