Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."