How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!