What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "