Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9