Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.