Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.