Seek Jokes

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Year Hide Jokes More Year Hide Jokes

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !