Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.