Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.