What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

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Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Mike Tyson Jokes More Mike Tyson Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.