Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.