Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.