What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Doorbell Jokes More Doorbell Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.