Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch