Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.