What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far