Stretch Jokes

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*