How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*