Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!