Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.