Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
I'm not scared when the bull charges
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
Let's just be cousins.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
Waterboarding.
They're not trigger errors.
Put a redneck behind it.
Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.
If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !
A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
They distrust clocks.
