What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

Texans Jokes More Texans Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **