Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Batman can walk into a store without Robin
There's no punchline for this joke.
Let's just be cousins.
Entering the friend zone.
Neightiri.
He was always horsing around.
'Where is the bar tended?'
They tend to be mean.
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
He rides piggyback.
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **
They distrust clocks.
