Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Walt Disney.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Cousins
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
He went on furlong-er.
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
They tend to be shells of their former selves
Waterboarding.
When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.
Put a redneck behind it.
Walk-a Walk-a
Kafir rider
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **
A full set of teeth
