What branch of the military are horses in?

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.