What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.