What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.