Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !