What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

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What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak