What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D