What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.