What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.