A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Reruns
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Tell them to take off their hats
