Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Woman Breast Jokes More Woman Breast Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.