Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...