Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway