Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.