Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq