Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.