Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "