Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.