Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort

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What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /