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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Charm-ander
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C
A smoothbore.
Because ladies go in first.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"
you seamstressed
They are sitting on their lips!
Because Sharon is Karen.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They hoe it.
Because it's eight more.
Because they have appeal
Nothing, You already told her twice.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
One has a d where the other doesn't.
A lady of dill repute.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
I'm at your service ma'am.
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
The D
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
Chicks dig stars.
A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
He only got nailed once
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
Fine swine.
Liquor in the front and poker in the back
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "
Aileen
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
Because she wanted to get it off her chest.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
To boldly go where no man has been before !
Good morning, ladies!"
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Random Dude: [...💘]
Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.
Irene.
Because he loves miso
P.S. I Love You
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
Flyspray
e-reptile dysfunction
I don't know and I don't care.
EVERYDAY !!
Roasting a chicken.
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."
You can't step out of them in public.
It had concavities...
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Jesus died on the cross
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
