Because he makes all the ladies wet.
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Throw in your laundry.
My Roku.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
He only got nailed once
