Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!