What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.