What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

Favorite Food Jokes More Favorite Food Jokes

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.