What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"