Lays, because they are full of air.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Peaches and Krim
A pasta free.
They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)
Ba-dum-tss
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
It saw the salad dressing
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
He's looking over his shoulder
He Shanghai.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
Fast food
Gotta lay off the sea-weed.
Pick up lines
The director of Life of Pi.
It never ends.
