Favorite Food Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA