What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=vdRiMBPbQ8

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Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What makes food go bad?

bacteria(/spoiler)

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle