What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

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Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!