Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
Because Polly wants a cracker.
Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
The word "free"
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."
The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)
push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."
