Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

a hamburger.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)