Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
So he could go to Otter Space.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
It's a mystery.
Because he got hit by a car.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
None, Even Feminist have standarts
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
His lucky people's foot!