Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!

What is springy and springy?

the Easter Bunny