Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.