What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.