How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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