Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's
He wanted to get his Car tuned
They want to catch the last goal-post !
So you would never know what side he was on.
I don't know but they sure are Russian.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
he was undercover *!*
A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)
Who wants to know?