Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*