Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Inuit Jokes More Inuit Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.