Inuit Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Dirty Joke Jokes More Dirty Joke Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Yeti Jokes More Yeti Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!