Inuit Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

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What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.